A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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