- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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