Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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