Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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