- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Andoni was here

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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