- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

The child was fired from his job.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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