- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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