What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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the economy.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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