When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why so serious ?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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