Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Guess what What

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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David Cameron

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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