- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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