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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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