i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Matt is a Duster!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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