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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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