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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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