- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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