- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is green and slow Grass.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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