what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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men's rights activists

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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