- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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