What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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