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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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