- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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