why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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