Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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