- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Matt is a Duster!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

this website is a bad joke

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Canadians

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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