- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Andoni was here

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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