Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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