- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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