- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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