Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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I like poop in my butt

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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adam hodgson !

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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