Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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