- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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