- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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