- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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