In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Whats two plus two Four!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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