Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Hello

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Jesus Christ

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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