This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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