What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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