There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Cancer

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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