- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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