- Anti Joke

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

69...you know how awkward this is now...

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.