Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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