- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Jesus Christ

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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