womens rights

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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