Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Micheal Curran...that is all.

You know whats annoying? Steve

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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