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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

GOODBYE

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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