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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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