- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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