- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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