- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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