- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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