What's white and looks like paper? Paper

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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