- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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