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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I'm Polish.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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