- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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