- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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