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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How old are you? 7

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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