HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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guess what? bannanas

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your big dick.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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