why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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