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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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