- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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