- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I am quite mature.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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