Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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