Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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