- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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