Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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