- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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