- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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