- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Im taking a shit right now.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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