Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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deez nuts

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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