- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Justin Bieber

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A women left the kitchen.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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