- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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