How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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