Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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This isn't funny.

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no

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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All of these jokes are about white people

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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