- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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