- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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