- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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