- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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