XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Anti Joke

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