Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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