- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Equal rights!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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