- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Your're racist.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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