- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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