Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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