There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A hill billy went fishing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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