what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Jovan

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Anti Joke

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