Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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