What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Error 37.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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