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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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