- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Dumb

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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