- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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