- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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