- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Jovan

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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