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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Jesus Christ

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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