in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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