josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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