Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A pope meets another one

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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