You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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