- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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