Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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