How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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