what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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I am a mime

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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