- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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