- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

The american education system.

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