What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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