Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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