Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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