- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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