- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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