Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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