Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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