- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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