- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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