- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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