- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house