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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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