- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anyone can post anything.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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someone called someone else a frog

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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