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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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