Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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