If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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