How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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