- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

deez nuts

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??