womans rights...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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