- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Communism hehe xd

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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