a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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