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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

a irish man walks past a bar

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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