Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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