- Anti Joke

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.