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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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