- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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