- Anti Joke

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.