Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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