- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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