- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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