If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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