roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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