- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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