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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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