- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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