what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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