Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Yes

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Anti Joke

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