- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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