- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

John lazzaro likes dick

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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