- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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