"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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