Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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time to spruce up!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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