Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

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