whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Anti Joke

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