(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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