- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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