What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Poop

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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