You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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