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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

guess what? bannanas

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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