Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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