- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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