- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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