- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad