-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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John lazzaro likes dick

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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