Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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