Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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