- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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