My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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