- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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