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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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