- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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