- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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