- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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