- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

my penis

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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