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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

I'm Polish.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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