No your aunties a joke

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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