Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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