q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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