- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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