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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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