- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

bite me

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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