Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

woman's rights

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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