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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Actually it was me Josh brown

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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