- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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