A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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