- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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