What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

woman's rights

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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