What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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