Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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