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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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