- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

you gay?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."